1 00:00:01,712 --> 00:00:03,174 Galavant: Behold, my fellow travelers. 2 00:00:03,174 --> 00:00:06,006 Today, We cross the winding straits 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,130 To the rocky river To the shores of valencia. 4 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:11,222 No, I wouldn't take The rocky river route. 5 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,184 There are rumors Of thieves and bandits. 6 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:15,056 I don't care about bandits. 7 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:18,849 I'm galavant, and galavant will Be deterred by no foe in his -- 8 00:00:18,849 --> 00:00:20,851 Who ate all the raisins Out of the trail mix? 9 00:00:20,851 --> 00:00:23,023 I hate cashews, And brazil nuts are gross. 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,985 You know what? 11 00:00:24,985 --> 00:00:27,778 Heroes get the raisins. And they choose the path. 12 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:30,030 That's just The way it goes. 13 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,154 Look, can we just hold it Together for a few more days? 14 00:00:33,154 --> 00:00:35,366 We've been doing so well, Right? 15 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,208 Right. Right. 16 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:38,999 ♪ we eat together ♪ 17 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,371 ♪ we drink together ♪ 18 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:43,334 ♪ we work in perfect sync Together ♪ 19 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:44,335 ♪ we smile ♪ 20 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:45,546 ♪ frown ♪ ♪ blink ♪ 21 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,170 All: ♪ together completely ♪ 22 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:52,383 ♪ we walk together, In time together ♪ 23 00:00:52,383 --> 00:00:53,594 ♪ can't help ♪ ♪ yelp ♪ 24 00:00:53,594 --> 00:00:55,386 ♪ kelp ♪ All: ♪ but rhyme together ♪ 25 00:00:55,386 --> 00:01:01,102 ♪ our voices chime together So neatly ♪ 26 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:04,525 ♪ and togetherness Is what we do ♪ 27 00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:07,318 ♪ together, Me and him and you ♪ 28 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,820 ♪ like rock ♪ ♪ and scissors ♪ 29 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,113 ♪ and paper ♪ 30 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,954 ♪ and stuck together ♪ 31 00:01:13,954 --> 00:01:15,116 ♪ all day together ♪ 32 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:18,249 ♪ we're in each other's way Together ♪ 33 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:21,041 ♪ our quirks Are on display together ♪ 34 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:23,964 ♪ or nearly ♪ 35 00:01:23,964 --> 00:01:27,548 All: ♪ but togetherness Will see us through ♪ 36 00:01:27,548 --> 00:01:30,341 ♪ unless I kill the other two ♪ 37 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:33,514 Both: ♪ or we kill her together ♪ 38 00:01:33,514 --> 00:01:36,307 ♪ but there's some things We don't share ♪ 39 00:01:36,307 --> 00:01:40,771 ♪ like the way I've kind of Sort of totally played him ♪ 40 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:45,025 ♪ oh, god, I've betrayed him ♪ 41 00:01:45,025 --> 00:01:48,399 ♪ and there's some things We don't share ♪ 42 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:53,994 ♪ like I'm kind of sort of Always thinking about her ♪ 43 00:01:53,994 --> 00:01:58,038 ♪ or like how you both ignore me All of the -- ♪ 44 00:01:58,038 --> 00:02:00,741 Both: ♪ each day together's A chore together ♪ 45 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:02,833 ♪ a belching ♪ ♪ nagging ♪ 46 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:04,165 ♪ bore ♪ All: ♪ together ♪ 47 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:07,548 Both: ♪ then listening to her Snore together ♪ 48 00:02:07,548 --> 00:02:09,129 [ snores ] 49 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,633 It's like she's a bear. 50 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,016 All: ♪ but together, though, Is what we'll be ♪ 51 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:19,220 ♪ for what feels like eternity ♪ 52 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,641 ♪ together ♪ ♪ me ♪ 53 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,102 ♪ and me ♪ ♪ and me ♪ 54 00:02:22,102 --> 00:02:25,226 All: ♪ as one ♪ 55 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:27,728 ♪ as one ♪ 56 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:30,981 ♪ as one! ♪ 57 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:36,987 Both: ♪ as -- ♪ ♪ as o-o-o-one! ♪ 58 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,989 That is so typical. What's typical? 59 00:02:38,989 --> 00:02:40,951 I thought you said I was gonna Have the big finish this time. 60 00:02:40,951 --> 00:02:42,162 It was supposed to be My turn afterwards. 61 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,044 It's never your turn. Well, no, that's -- 62 00:02:44,044 --> 00:02:44,995 [ horse neighs ] 63 00:02:44,995 --> 00:02:46,287 Bandits. 64 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:48,168 If only someone Had warned us. 65 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,420 Yeah, well, you snore. 66 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:53,214 [ scoffs ] 67 00:02:57,888 --> 00:03:01,562 I've got something else You can do with your hands. 68 00:03:01,562 --> 00:03:03,354 [ chuckles ] 69 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:05,185 [ indistinct conversations ] 70 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:09,069 I cannot believe my queen is Cheating on me with that joker. 71 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:10,441 He's a jester, sir. 72 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,862 I know he's a jester, Gareth. 73 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,864 I was insulting him By calling him a joker, 74 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:15,776 Like when you call someone A clown. 75 00:03:15,776 --> 00:03:17,077 But people like clowns. 76 00:03:17,077 --> 00:03:18,909 Damn it, man! Would you just let me vent?! 77 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:23,083 I think I know why madalena Likes him more than me. 78 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,035 [ both laugh ] He's funny. 79 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:27,498 How do I compete With that? 80 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:31,041 Well, funny's easy. I mean, I'm funny. 81 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:32,092 Really? 82 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,715 Yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? 83 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,096 He's a [bleep] You [bleep] Thing up 84 00:03:36,096 --> 00:03:38,178 [bleep] You In the [bleep] Chair 85 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:40,010 With the [bleep] And knees 86 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:43,684 [bleep] Is taking it [bleep] Out that son [bleep] 87 00:03:43,684 --> 00:03:45,105 Good lord, gareth. 88 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:46,807 Do you kiss my ring With that mouth? 89 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:48,689 My mum taught me That one. 90 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:50,901 Oof. 91 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:52,653 [ laughs ] 92 00:03:52,653 --> 00:03:55,856 Now, if that fool is tickling My wife's funny bone, 93 00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:58,068 It leaves me no choice. 94 00:03:58,068 --> 00:04:00,531 I know What I have to do. 95 00:04:06,036 --> 00:04:08,369 Hello, jester. 96 00:04:08,369 --> 00:04:10,921 Do you think I'm an idiot? 97 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:16,877 I know precisely what you have Been doing with my wife. 98 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:19,259 Aah! 99 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,471 [ laughs ] 100 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:22,092 [ laughing ] It's a bendy sword. 101 00:04:22,092 --> 00:04:23,053 Isn't that fantastic? 102 00:04:23,053 --> 00:04:25,225 Oh! 103 00:04:25,225 --> 00:04:28,058 Not even a giggle. 104 00:04:28,058 --> 00:04:32,232 See, this is precisely Why I need your help. 105 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:34,064 Please teach me To be funny. 106 00:04:34,064 --> 00:04:35,896 I'm begging you. 107 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,067 Gah! Ohh! 108 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:38,899 Oh! Aah! 109 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:42,112 [ laughs ] Even when you know it Bends, you still think -- whoa! 110 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:43,073 [ gasps ] [ laughs ] 111 00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:46,286 Please tell me You hid the jewel. 112 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,908 Of course I hid The jewel... 113 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:49,910 In a place where no one Will ever find it. 114 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:52,292 Uh, excuse me. Where are you taking us? 115 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,085 The pirate king Will decide your fate. 116 00:04:57,758 --> 00:04:59,550 "I don't care What road we choose. 117 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,841 "I'm galavant. 118 00:05:00,841 --> 00:05:02,222 [ mockingly ] I get to eat the raisins." 119 00:05:02,222 --> 00:05:03,634 [ mockingly ] "I'm isabella. 120 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:05,386 I chew with my mouth open like A cow working on a fresh cud." 121 00:05:05,386 --> 00:05:08,018 I have a deviated septum. I told you that. 122 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:09,600 I can't breathe Through my nose. 123 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,982 If I chew with my mouth closed, I'd get no air. 124 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:13,063 Do you want me to die? 125 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:16,397 Well... 126 00:05:16,397 --> 00:05:20,030 Wait. What are pirates doing Miles from the ocean? 127 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,035 [ man wolf-whistles ] 128 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,908 I'm...So sorry. Am I missing something? 129 00:05:27,908 --> 00:05:29,119 Where's your boat? 130 00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:33,213 I'll be asking the questions Around here. 131 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:34,955 All: arr! 132 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:36,957 Actually, go ahead. 133 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,258 I didn't have A question ready. 134 00:05:38,258 --> 00:05:41,962 Um...Don't you need a boat To be pirates? 135 00:05:41,962 --> 00:05:43,764 You're on land. 136 00:05:43,764 --> 00:05:44,885 Land ho! 137 00:05:44,885 --> 00:05:46,677 Carl, stop it. 138 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:50,270 All you need to be a pirate Is a dark heart 139 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:53,063 And a wicked disregard For other people's lives. 140 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:54,435 And swords. 141 00:05:54,435 --> 00:05:56,066 [ scoffs ] Of course swords. 142 00:05:56,066 --> 00:05:57,528 That goes without saying. 143 00:05:57,528 --> 00:05:59,530 Everyone knows Pirates need swords. 144 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,612 What about a hook hand? Parrots? Peg legs. 145 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:05,035 Land ho! I said stop it! 146 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:08,539 Maybe it'll be easier to explain In a pirate shanty. 147 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:11,201 [ groans ] All: ♪ ho ♪ 148 00:06:11,201 --> 00:06:13,454 ♪ ho ♪ 149 00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:15,666 ♪ we're cruel And vicious pirate men ♪ 150 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:18,088 ♪ as hard and tough as brass ♪ 151 00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:20,130 ♪ by far the fearsomest Buccaneers ♪ 152 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,341 ♪ to ever walk on grass ♪ 153 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:23,924 ♪ we pillage here ♪ ♪ and plunder there ♪ 154 00:06:23,924 --> 00:06:26,176 ♪ we rage From dusk till dawn ♪ 155 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:28,178 All: ♪ we hoist the anchor And swab the deck ♪ 156 00:06:28,178 --> 00:06:29,970 ♪ then gather for drinks On the lawn ♪ 157 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,142 ♪ we're the lords Of the sea ♪ 158 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,184 ♪ except we aren't At sea ♪ 159 00:06:34,184 --> 00:06:36,146 ♪ we're the lords Of the sea ♪ 160 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,938 ♪ just not Of the actual sea ♪ 161 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:39,730 Arr... 162 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:43,524 ♪ now, how we ended up here, 'tis a dire and dreadful tale ♪ 163 00:06:43,524 --> 00:06:47,528 ♪ the kind to leave the meanest Rogue a-puking o'er the rail ♪ 164 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:49,530 ♪ so fateful, so accursed ♪ 165 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:52,082 ♪ such a stroke of evil luck ♪ 166 00:06:52,082 --> 00:06:54,124 Both: ♪ our ship washed up On that thar hill ♪ 167 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,246 ♪ and hey, I guess it stuck ♪ 168 00:06:56,246 --> 00:07:00,090 All: ♪ so now we hold the river Here by brutal, violent force ♪ 169 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:02,302 ♪ we've also taken up Gardening ♪ 170 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:04,424 ♪ sustainably ♪ ♪ of course ♪ 171 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,426 All: ♪ we make you pay To cross this way ♪ 172 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,639 ♪ and squeeze you Till it hurts ♪ 173 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:10,641 ♪ and on the side, We sell a line ♪ 174 00:07:10,641 --> 00:07:12,432 ♪ of homemade Organic desserts ♪ 175 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,855 ♪ we're the lords Of the sea ♪ 176 00:07:14,855 --> 00:07:16,316 ♪ though, technically, Next to the sea ♪ 177 00:07:16,316 --> 00:07:18,148 ♪ we're the lords Of the sea ♪ 178 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:27,157 ♪ or sort of "Of the se-e-a"! ♪ 179 00:07:27,157 --> 00:07:29,570 [ growling ] 180 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:34,575 So, now we live here, And we rob any passersby. 181 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:37,207 Which brings us back to you. Please, sir. 182 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,130 We're merely poor travelers With nothing worth taking. 183 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:44,174 Hey, captain. Look what I found. 184 00:07:44,174 --> 00:07:45,215 [ sighs ] 185 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,387 Oh, for the love of g-- In your purse? 186 00:07:47,387 --> 00:07:49,760 That's where you thought No one would look for it? 187 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,351 I put it With my girls' supplies. 188 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:54,144 Guys never look there. They must have sisters. 189 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:55,475 [ sighs ] 190 00:07:55,475 --> 00:08:00,100 Poor travelers, huh? Well, what do we have here? 191 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,151 It's a jewel. 192 00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:03,363 I know it's a jewe-- You know what? 193 00:08:03,363 --> 00:08:05,155 You're having a time-out. Go to your tent. 194 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:07,988 Don't you Give me that look. 195 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:16,456 Right. Comedy lessons. Let's begin. 196 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:17,457 [ bells jingling ] 197 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:19,039 I'm sorry. What is that noise? 198 00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:22,713 It's my bells, sire. I'm terrified. 199 00:08:22,713 --> 00:08:24,294 Don't be. 200 00:08:24,294 --> 00:08:26,506 I already told you I've decided not to kill you. 201 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,088 I mean, Not that I don't want to. 202 00:08:28,088 --> 00:08:30,090 In fact, It would be mondo satisfying 203 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:32,262 To cut your face off And sew it back on inside out. 204 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,264 [ jingling continues ] 205 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,186 [ jingling stops ] 206 00:08:36,186 --> 00:08:38,398 Nah, I'll stick With my first plan. 207 00:08:38,398 --> 00:08:40,851 Teach me to be funny So I can woo my wife. 208 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,853 [ sighs ] 209 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:44,484 Whatever you say, My king. 210 00:08:46,066 --> 00:08:49,109 ♪ comedy is easy Once you know the basics ♪ 211 00:08:49,109 --> 00:08:51,491 ♪ starting with the concept Of surprise ♪ 212 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:54,825 Right. ♪ take what folks think, Give it a wink ♪ 213 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,077 [ laughs ] ♪ you try it on now For size ♪ 214 00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:58,829 Me? Yeah. 215 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,833 [ screams ] 216 00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:05,215 He was surprised. 217 00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:06,166 Uh... 218 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,168 ♪ comedy gold ♪ Really? 219 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:10,300 ♪ I'm telling you, It's comedy gold ♪ 220 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,301 Yes. 221 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,342 ♪ you're killing it ♪ 222 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:14,174 ♪ if that doesn't Slay 'em ♪ 223 00:09:14,174 --> 00:09:15,305 ♪ I'll murder you cold ♪ 224 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,599 ♪ swear to god, It's comedy gold ♪ 225 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,981 Well, our work here is done, So I'll just be going. 226 00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:22,022 Oh, We're just getting started. 227 00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:24,735 Ah, right. Lesson two! 228 00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:28,148 ♪ lesson number two Is also fundamental ♪ 229 00:09:28,148 --> 00:09:29,990 ♪ something that we call "The rule of three" ♪ 230 00:09:31,111 --> 00:09:34,454 ♪ set up the joke, Give it a stroke ♪ 231 00:09:34,454 --> 00:09:35,696 ♪ third time, bam ♪ 232 00:09:35,696 --> 00:09:37,077 Yes! Now me! 233 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,368 Three serfs Walk into a bar. 234 00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:39,830 The first serf Orders a hot grog. 235 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,121 The second serf orders A hot grog. 236 00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:43,704 And the third serf Orders a hot grog. 237 00:09:43,704 --> 00:09:45,295 But he has no money And neither do the other two 238 00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:46,917 Because they're serfs. 239 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:48,088 Huh? 240 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:50,971 ♪ comedy gold ♪ 241 00:09:50,971 --> 00:09:52,592 Yes! Nailed it! 242 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,554 ♪ I promise you, It's comedy gold ♪ 243 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:56,056 ♪ hilarious ♪ 244 00:09:56,056 --> 00:09:57,307 ♪ the crowd Will be rolling ♪ 245 00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:59,559 ♪ or heads Will be rolled ♪ 246 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,311 ♪ oh, not with all This comedy gold ♪ 247 00:10:01,311 --> 00:10:03,103 More, more! 248 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,065 ♪ props can be a riot, Ethnic humor, can't deny it ♪ 249 00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:07,898 ♪ or a pratfall, If it's properly applied ♪ 250 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:11,862 ♪ depending on the viewer, Take it black or work it bluer ♪ 251 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,283 ♪ or try An observational aside ♪ 252 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:16,496 Have you ever noticed How lepers 253 00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:18,078 Have pieces Falling off of them? 254 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:21,081 I mean, What's that all about? 255 00:10:22,002 --> 00:10:24,244 Both: ♪ gonna be killer ♪ 256 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:27,087 ♪ gonna be ace ♪ 257 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:33,463 ♪ folks dying of laughter All over the place ♪ 258 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:36,466 ♪ and if I get desperate ♪ 259 00:10:36,466 --> 00:10:39,099 ♪ a pie in the face? ♪ 260 00:10:39,099 --> 00:10:40,390 I dare you. 261 00:10:41,561 --> 00:10:44,725 ♪ telling you, It's comedy gold ♪ 262 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:46,146 Oh! 263 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,728 You are A wonderful teacher. 264 00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:50,360 Perhaps now I shall finally be Able to satisfy my wife 265 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,571 The same way you have. 266 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:56,656 My god, we've got A strange relationship. 267 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,989 ♪ telling you, It's comedy gold ♪ 268 00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:05,045 Pirates, that's pomade. 269 00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:08,338 It's for relaxing my curls, Not eating. 270 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,672 [ sighs ] 271 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,094 Right, men. 272 00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:17,007 Let's stow this booty In the chest. 273 00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:19,219 Carl, give me the key. 274 00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:25,185 Oh, come on, guys. Not again. 275 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,187 These idiots really stink At being pirates. 276 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,398 No kidding. 277 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:29,730 Unbelievable. 278 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,983 It's kind of nice being On the same page, isn't it? 279 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,985 It is nice To have a break 280 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,117 From the relentless stream Of criticism, yeah. 281 00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:40,660 Maybe if you did things right, I wouldn't have to say it. 282 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:41,992 Mouth breather. Egomaniac. 283 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,744 And it's over. 284 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:47,958 You. Walk with me. 285 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,329 [ clears throat ] 286 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:51,131 Oh, right. Of course. 287 00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,513 Lads, Could you give me a hand? 288 00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:04,805 All: arr. 289 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:12,773 You know, we met before, At lilith faire, 290 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:15,195 The island of lesbos. 291 00:12:15,195 --> 00:12:18,658 I looked a little different -- Fewer wrinkles. 292 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:20,450 More like... 293 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,122 Yes, of course. 294 00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:24,454 Well, you're peter pillager, The pirate king. 295 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,207 Well, your men used to be The scourge of the seas. 296 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:28,418 [ sighs ] 297 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:29,499 What happened there? 298 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,081 Oh. 299 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,004 You know how it is when you Spend too much time with people. 300 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,216 Little things Start to get to you... 301 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,218 Oh. ...And before you know it, 302 00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:40,220 It's all about who's taken Whose booty. 303 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,012 "It's my booty." "No, it's my booty." 304 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,763 Booty, booty, booty. 305 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,306 You stopped Working together. Big-time. 306 00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:49,980 We can't even agree on how to Get our ship off that damn hill. 307 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:54,524 The truth is... I could do with a man like you. 308 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,948 So I have A proposition. 309 00:12:57,948 --> 00:13:01,822 Either, "A," I kill all of you 310 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,995 And keep that jewel And the girls' supplies. 311 00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:06,076 Why do you want The girls' supplies? 312 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:10,120 Or "B," you join me And I let your squire 313 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,173 And that annoying little Mouth breather go. 314 00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:15,545 Well, In all fairness to her, 315 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,008 Only 'cause she's not here To defend herself, 316 00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:20,130 The mouth breathing Is a medical condition, 317 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,922 So she can't really Help it. 318 00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:23,513 Seems like A pretty simple fix to me. 319 00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:25,515 Put food in mouth, Close mouth, chew. 320 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:27,727 What kind of moron Can't do that? 321 00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:29,479 [ chuckles ] 322 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:32,312 Again, not to get Into semantics here, 323 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,565 But if she closes her mouth While she eats, 324 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,989 She's literally not breathing Out of anywhere. 325 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,110 You get used to it. 326 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,491 Honestly, lately, I can't fall asleep 327 00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,203 Until She starts snoring. 328 00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:45,615 Dude, you're making me Uncomfortable. 329 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:48,208 Who are you choosing, Me or the mouth breather? 330 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,621 Call her a "Mouth breather" One more time. 331 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:54,004 Mouth breather. 332 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:56,376 How did you do that? 333 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,338 I keep trying to Tell everyone... 334 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,509 Oh. 335 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:02,172 ...I'm not just the guy That eats the raisins. 336 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,303 [ gasps ] 337 00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:07,227 Chef: Excuse me, excuse me. 338 00:14:07,227 --> 00:14:10,230 Chef coming through. Thank you. This way, my lady. 339 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,972 Here's your table, My queen. 340 00:14:11,972 --> 00:14:12,973 What fresh idiocy 341 00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:15,025 Does king richard have in store For me now? 342 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,606 Um, I'm... 343 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,608 That was rhetorical. Shoo. 344 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,611 Chef out. 345 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,983 [ thudding ] 346 00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:24,905 Welcome to the show! 347 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,988 I introduce to you, Without further ado, 348 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,369 The king of comedy! 349 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,413 Hello! Thank you very, Very, very much. 350 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,834 Now, I understand You've all come here 351 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,837 Under threat of death, And I appreciate it. 352 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,420 In fact...I ordered it. 353 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:45,005 Everybody laugh! 354 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,806 [ laughter ] 355 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,059 What on god's flat earth Is going on? 356 00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:51,011 Well, they say the way To a woman's heart 357 00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,392 Is through her funny bone, So -- 358 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,394 Oh, god. Let's not do this. 359 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,067 Why did the king Go to the dentist? 360 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,478 To get His teeth crowned. 361 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:01,191 To get his teeth crowned. Uh, you've heard that one. 362 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,113 Mm! "You might be a peasant" Jokes. 363 00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:07,527 If you have more children Than teeth, 364 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:10,290 You might be a peasant. 365 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,085 Is this thing on? [ pops ] 366 00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:18,708 Ugh. He's dying out there. Give him the pie. 367 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,090 Now?! 368 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,132 That's the big finale. 369 00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:24,094 Damn it, man, Look at the poor bastard. 370 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,675 Give him the pie. 371 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:32,102 If your toilet is a tree, Then you might be... 372 00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:37,647 [ laughter ] 373 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,861 She laughed! It worked! She laughed! 374 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:43,063 Quick, give me more pies 375 00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:45,235 So I can keep hitting gareth In the face. 376 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,988 Or someone else. I-I can pie someone else. 377 00:15:51,741 --> 00:15:52,742 You're a fool. 378 00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:54,334 When my men See me captive, 379 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,956 They will swarm on you Like hornets. 380 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,128 No. Bees. 381 00:15:58,128 --> 00:15:59,339 No, Hornets was better. 382 00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:01,041 Well, You can let them try, 383 00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,422 But I'll be damned If I'm letting my team 384 00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:04,004 End up like yours. 385 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,047 So I'm gonna rescue them, Rouse us to work together, 386 00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:09,049 Defeat your -- hold on. 387 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,892 Oh, for the love of mike, What happened? 388 00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:14,054 [ sighs ] Sid was right. 389 00:16:14,054 --> 00:16:16,436 It was time to stop bickering And work together. 390 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,058 So we did, And we overthrew the camp. 391 00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:20,060 You missed An amazing battle, 392 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,731 Better than anything At castle black. 393 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,444 Well, fyi, I was also gonna come back, 394 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,776 And I was gonna suggest that We start working together, too, 395 00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:28,198 Wasn't I? Tell them. Oh, please, stop. 396 00:16:28,198 --> 00:16:29,819 This whole time, I've been Saying that I was gonna -- 397 00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:31,031 This is all A little humiliating. 398 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,783 You know what? Doesn't matter. 399 00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:35,245 I know we've been Driving each other crazy, 400 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,327 But I think we've got something Really good going on here. 401 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:40,460 I mean, look at us -- We're gorgeous, very diverse. 402 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,621 I think If we pull it together, 403 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:45,045 We could do something great, Legendary even. 404 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,627 What do you say? 405 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,219 We are diverse. 406 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,432 Super diverse. 407 00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:55,014 I remember when We had something special. 408 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,936 All: arr. 409 00:16:56,936 --> 00:16:57,937 I miss us. 410 00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:02,021 Now, look, either we can take Your pirate supplies -- 411 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,733 The swords, the hooks... 412 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:04,734 Parrots. Booty. 413 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,066 Peg legs. Girls' supplies. 414 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,698 Yes, yes, all of it, Or we can work together 415 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:13,283 To get your ship off that hill And you can take us to valencia. 416 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,454 What do you say? 417 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,663 Did I just Cut your hand? 418 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:26,126 Yes. Very badly. 419 00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:27,967 Sorry. 420 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,175 Where are you going? 421 00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:36,976 It's time For 4:00 fool-around. 422 00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,098 Is it? 423 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,101 M-my sundial must be slow Because of the...C-clouds. 424 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,943 If you're worried I'm upset About you helping my husband 425 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,985 With that ridiculous show, Then don't be. 426 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:49,189 Who cares? He's an idiot. 427 00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:50,950 Yes, well, That's the thing. 428 00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:52,492 I don't think I can do this anymore. 429 00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:57,117 I guess I just feel A little...Guilty. 430 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,958 Well, that's very noble Of you 431 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:01,121 To care about Someone's feelings. 432 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,623 Guards! 433 00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:05,165 If you're developing A conscience, 434 00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:06,546 Then You're no good to me. 435 00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:08,208 Take him to the dungeon, The really scary one. 436 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,419 With the mice. 437 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:10,630 Wait, no! Please! 438 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,212 At least let me change My clothes! 439 00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,844 These are gang colors! 440 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,217 Oh, hello. 441 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,558 I was just coming To see steve. 442 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,140 Who's steve? 443 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,682 Steve mckinzie. The jester. 444 00:18:22,682 --> 00:18:25,145 You don't Know his name? 445 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,936 Well, no matter. 446 00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:31,151 Say, what do you call A tiny mosquito in a tin suit? 447 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,942 Oh, god. Nope. 448 00:18:32,942 --> 00:18:34,944 A gnat In shining armor. 449 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:36,946 [ chuckles ] I've got so many of these. 450 00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:38,037 Please stop talking. 451 00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:39,539 [ laughing ] No, I love talking with you. 452 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,951 Right, you maggots! 453 00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:44,834 Let's get this boat Off the hill. 454 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,207 What? 455 00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:50,210 It's just nice to hear you Call us "Maggots" again. 456 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:53,012 You've always been maggots In here. 457 00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:54,964 All: arr! 458 00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:56,966 Prepare the lines! 459 00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,565 All: ♪ we heave together, We ho together ♪ 460 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:07,647 ♪ all working toe to toe Together ♪ 461 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,359 ♪ ahoy, Look out below together! ♪ 462 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,321 Run away! Run away! 463 00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:16,115 ♪ now off together, We'll cruise together ♪ 464 00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:18,278 ♪ with pirate stuff We'll use together ♪ 465 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:20,580 ♪ guys, we should get tattoos Together ♪ 466 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:21,911 Arr! 467 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:27,086 ♪ and, together, Look what we can do ♪ 468 00:19:27,086 --> 00:19:29,168 ♪ together We're one scurvy crew ♪ 469 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,631 ♪ together, we're not bad ♪ ♪ it's true ♪ 470 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:33,423 My god, Just get a room, you two. 471 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:40,220 All: ♪ togetherness will see us Through to the end ♪ 472 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,892 Land ho! 473 00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,394 "Land ho," indeed, Carl. 474 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:49,569 [ sighs ] 475 00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:50,980 Gal... 476 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,151 Can I call you "Gal"? 477 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,813 Uh, well, I don't love it. 478 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,616 [ sighs ] I have to talk to you. 479 00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:58,027 I feel a little guilty About something. 480 00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:00,370 Actually, so do I. 481 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,952 I stashed a bag of trail mix Before we left. 482 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,204 Raisins intact. 483 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,706 [ chuckles ] Really? 484 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,917 Knock yourself out. 485 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,999 And feel free to eat With your mouth open. 486 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,591 It's not as gross As I make it out to be. 487 00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:15,214 I mean, it's gross, But it's not gross-gross. 488 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:20,049 Listen, galavant, 489 00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:22,642 I think the reason I've been so difficult recently 490 00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,013 Is that I was Villainizing you 491 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,185 So I felt better About myself. 492 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,807 I'm probably signing My parents' death warrant 493 00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:30,400 By telling you this, but... 494 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,811 I lied. 495 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:34,354 I'm leading you Into a trap. 496 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:38,067 Galavant? 497 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,989 We're almost there. 498 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,362 Did you hear anything I just said? 499 00:20:42,362 --> 00:20:44,364 Sorry. 500 00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:46,666 I don't always listen When you talk. 501 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,828 I will get better At that. 502 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:49,869 What were you saying? 503 00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,631 Something about your parents Or something? 504 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,425 I'm looking forward To seeing them. 505 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:57,967 Right. Yeah. Parents are the best. 506 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:02,181 Godspeed, pirates. 507 00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:03,803 To valencia! 508 00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:07,146 All: arr! 509 00:21:07,146 --> 00:21:09,188 I'm coming, my love.